Name: Ronnie Woodward 
Nick name: Rocket Ronnie 
Usual Position: Full-back 
Age: 27 
Gender: Not sure 
Role Model(s): Benson & hedges cigs 

Name: Robert Gandy 
Nick name: Clifton Ripper 
Usual Position: Winger 
Age: 22 
Gender: Mongo 
Role Model(s): The patients at Prestwich mental hospital 

Name: Ian Higgin 
Nick name: Higgy 
Usual Position: Winger 
Age: 21 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Emma 

Name: James Bumby 
Nick name: Bumby 
Usual Position: Centre 
Age: 22 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): His Dad for fixing the tackle count 

Name: Chris Hill 
Nick name: Hilly 
Usual Position: Centre 
Age:   
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): An HGV Vehicle - wishes he had the same power 

Name: Darrel Wood 
Nick name: Woody 
Usual Position: Scrum-half/stand-off 
Age: 21 
Gender: Definitely male - ask Joanne 
Role Model(s): Double vodka and red bull 

Name: Mark Davies 
Nick name: Davy 
Usual Position: Scrum-half 
Age:   
Gender: Chinese Triade 
Role Model(s): His pay packet 

Name: Pete Carey 
Nick name: Fat b*****d 
Usual Position: Prop 
Age: 47 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Holland's pie man 

Name: Daryl Fairhurst 
Nick name: Speed bump 
Usual Position: So-called hooker 
Age: 23   
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Bonehead 

Name: Craig Gillibrand 
Nick name: Rock Hudson (so Phythy says!!) 
Usual Position: hooker 
Age: 26  
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Steve Phythian 

Name: Graham Boothman 
Nick name: Bomber 
Usual Position: Prop 
Age: Thirty something   
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): His dog 

Name: Brain Horrocks 
Nick name: Fred 
Usual Position: Prop/2nd Row 
Age:   
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): The police 

Name: Simon Grimrod 
Nick name: Si 
Usual Position: Prop/2nd row 
Age: 39 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Carol 

Name: Wayne Taylor 
Nick name: Slug 
Usual Position: 2nd Row 
Age: 22 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): His Derby 

Name: Chris Jones 
Nick name: Bonehead 
Usual Position: 2nd Row 
Age: 21 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Steve Whittle!!! 

Name: Peter Simpson 
Nick name: Simo 
Usual Position: 2nd Row/loose forward 
Age: 21 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Beer 

Name: Andy Hargreaves 
Nick name: Arfur / Shearer 
Usual Position: Winger 
Age: 21 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Red heads 

Name: Steve Whittle 
Nick name: Whickel 
Usual Position: Coach 
Age: 52 
Gender: Woman - he has PMS every tue, thu, & sat 
Role Model(s): His trophy cabinet 

Name: Paul Flemming 
Nick name: Flem 
Usual Position: Coach 
Age: 56 
Gender: Can't tell by the size of his widgie so who knows? 
Role Model(s): His false teeth 

Name: Gavin Morgan 
Nick name: Gav 
Usual Position: Prop 
Age: 22 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): "Our kid" 

Name: Lee Morgan 
Nick name: Hitler 
Usual Position: Athletic Prop 
Age:   
Gender: Stroppy male 
Role Model(s): "our kid" 

Name: John Carew 
Nick name: John (nice & original) 
Usual Position: Sidelines after being sent off 
Age: 21 
Gender: Firery male 
Role Model(s): Referees 

Name: Mark Griffin 
Nick name: Griff 
Usual Position: Forward 
Age: 21 
Gender: Male snake 
Role Model(s): His dad 

Name: Paul Salisbury 
Nick name: Solly 
Usual Position: Hooker 
Age: 22 - looks about 50 
Gender: Male 
Role Model(s): Paul Brownbill 

Name: Matt Mckewon 
Nick name: Matty 
Usual Position: On his back 
Age: 21 
Gender: Female 
Role Model(s): Beer, beer, beer 

Name: Lee Spencer 
Nick name: Spanner 
Usual Position: Ex-World class forward 
Age: 36   
Gender: Male caught in a Mid-life crisis 
Role Model(s): People with two ears! 

Name: Paul Shire 
Nick name: Shire 
Usual Position: Forward 
Age: 21   
Gender: Male gorilla
Role Model(s): The Weavers & home-made bread